The Great Alceste
Dear Alceste,
I just happened to hear by chance
that you are going to be leaving France.
Even though we had our ups and downs
and you have always managed some frowns,
I would like to say good-bye and that I will miss you.
I am glad that our relationship grew
in the time that we had together,
and I shall always be your friend forever.
Eliante and I promise you that we will do everything we can
to change you into a good man!
Until next we meet,
-☺Philinte☺
I believe I will miss you too, my dear friend.
I know we had our ups and downs but it turned out alright in the end.
You will forever hold a special place in my heart,
No matter the distance that keeps us apart.
Thank you for sticking with me til the end,
Forever and ever you shall be my friend.
“He was also a dedicated misanthrope, hating other people even more than himself.” Now this is my kind of person. I mean, your glasses are a bit much, but other than that Billy, I like the way you think. I don’t hate MYSELF but I do hate everyone else around me. People can just be sooo annoying. I’m sure you agree because, well, we both are dedicated misanthropes.
“I am here, my friends, because frankly, I need the money,” Mr. Billy Connolly said at the world premier in Oslo. I mean Billy, you gotta do what you gotta do. I wouldn’t want to spend hours entertaining people for that matter, I don’t think I would want to spend hours with people in general with out getting paid.
I hope one day we will have the opportunity to meet. It would be nice to talk about my feelings with someone who actually understands me for a change unlike Philinte who LOVES THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2098427/Old-comedians-survive-them.html
My motto; I obviously live by it. Say what’s on your mind and don’t hold anything back… The most successful people in the world can say things that are difficult to say but need to be said.
“Let men behave like men; let them display, Their inmost hearts in everything they say.”
Philinte thinks I need a hearing aid. HA!! I don’t think he understands that “I chose to be hard of hearing.” When someone is talking and it bores me, I kindly zone them out. Well, not so kindly but I do indeed zone them out.
Thinking about getting myself a cane…. I like the idea quite a lot. And if anyone ever upsets me or makes me angry (which I guarantee will happen more than enough times because, well, let’s be honest, who doesn’t make me angry) I can just beat them upside the head with this elegant & stylish cane.
My favorite line to yell at people when they are annoying me (I use this one on Philinte quite a bit): “Leave me I say, you spoil my solitude.” Next time, I shall just give them a tap on the back of the neck and let my new cane do the talking for me.
“I confess your [Célimène] conduct gives me infinite distress, and my resentment’s grown too hot to smother. Soon, I foresee, we’ll break with one another. If I said otherwise, I should deceive you; Sooner of later, I shall be forced to leave you, And if I swore that we shall never part, I should misread the omens of my heart.”
My dearest Célimène
I don’t like fighting with you and I think all of this silly non-sense should stop. I know you can not control other men from looking at you, but I think “a less responsive heart would do the trick.”
I hate people too, Mr. Scrooge. I think we would be the best of friends… If you don’t annoy me that is.
”People are despicable creatures
Loathsome inexplicable creatures
Good-for-nothing kickable creatures… I HATE PEOPLE.”
Lord Voldemort, everybody. A fun person to follow on this thing called Twitter. His words are so meaningful. I feel like he completely understands me… Some may like him, others… not so much.
FOLLOW HIM!!
“My love for that young widow’s not the kind
That can’t perceive defects; no, i’m not blind.
I see her faults, despite my ardent love,
And all I see I fervently reprove.
And yet i’m weak; for all her falsity,
That woman knows the art of pleasing me,
And though I never cease complaining of her,
I swear I cannot manage not to love her.
Her charm outweighs her faults; I can but aim
To cleanse her spirit in my love’s pure flame.”
I made this little poem, I was wondering if you could give me a review.
The king’s speech was so great,
it made me rethink fate.
That fate is is like a silly chime,
It could change at any time.
And time is but a number
and can be interpreted from one to another.
That is why the movie was so great,
almost as great as a large steak.
My response:
Why on earth would you compare a movie that is so great to a large amount of steak? Or comparing fate to a silly chime? Are you mad?
If you want my honest opinion…. Well my honest opinion is quite harsh… probably too harsh. But fine, if you insist. This poem is garbage. Maybe if you could work on it more… tweek it a little bit… No, actually I don’t think there is anything you can do. I am deeply sorry… Eh just, for your own sake, do not ever show anyone this poem of yours. It’s embarrassing and down right stupid.
